Friday, November 2, 2007
Halo 3 player punches MOM after video game is taken away!!
A Fan of the video game Halo 3 is accused of punching his mother after she forced him to end his game Sunday night. “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!”
Indian River County Sheriff’s Deputy Sean Harnage reported responding to the family’s home at about 11:30 p.m. Sunday in reference to an “out-of-control child.” Also known as “SARGEANT”. Also known as “Grandma’s BOY”. Also known as a 38 year old who lives in his parent’s basement.
The parents told deputies their son was playing Halo 3, and it was getting late and he needed to shut it off. When the son refused to turn off the game, the parents reportedly took the air card out of his machine so he couldn’t play anymore.
Reports show the son became enraged, went through the house looking for the air card, and then punched his mother, prompting the parents to call the Sheriff’s Office.
“THAT’S IT. YOU ARE SOOOO GROUNDED!!”
SIGN YOUR CHILD IS OUT OF CONTROL:
1. backyard is on fire
2. refuses to answer to anything other than "Master Chief"
3. Has "TEAM XBOX" tattooed on his left arm
4. Responds to questions with "In 8 hours Halo 3 sold more copies than every PS3 game combined. What have you ever done MOM?"
"I am a level 20 with 98 games played. I SAID I want MAC and CHEESE FOR DINNER!"