WANT TO BARTER??

Steps to locating useless crap on the internet:

1. http://www.craiglist.com/



2. Click on your city



3. Look for the section that says "BARTER"
   
   Here's some exciting deals I found:
   

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PLEASE COVER MY SPEEDING TICKET FEES IN EXCHANGE FOR services that you may need.……

Reply to: sale-507077478@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-12, 12:23PM CST

This assistance is urgently needed.
Or, I can offer my services in exchange:

a) Typing (Resumes, Term Papers, Programs, Project Reports, Data Entry, Letter Composition, etc.) b) Filing, Secretarial Duties, Office Overflow Assistance, Multi-line switch- board, Office Management, etc. c) cooking or cleaning d) private music instruction (vocal and various instruments) e) basic beautician services: hair washing, hot curling, professional extension braiding or weaving f) Vocal or Piano/Keyboard assistance on musical projects Please respond by email with your contact information. Thank you, kindly.
Location: NORTHWEST INDIANA

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Cuz I want to pay your speeding tickets in exchange for a weave!! NOooooo!! Better yet, file those papers you've been meaning to get to. The ones labled "PAY THIS BILL". If I lived in Northwest Indiana, I would be speeding too! Get me the hell outta this reality.

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I have a Wii that I dont want. What do you have? - $400

Reply to:sale-507624368@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-12-12, 9:20PM CST

I have a Wii that i dont use at all. I like all sorts of electronics and gadgets. If you got something cool and you wanna trade. Money is cool too. I would also accept pain pills as a form of payment. Hit me up.

· Location: Gold Coast

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I think you have something else you don't want: An Addiction. How many pain pills equal a gaming system? I'll check with Dr. Mario Rx! Wheeeeee!!!

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I Need T-Mobile Phones (Blackberry, Sidekick, Etc)

Reply to: sale-506653936@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-12-12, 12:16AM CST

I am looking for the following T-Mobile Phones: 1) Blackberry Curve, Pearl 2) Sidekick ID, 3, LX, etc 3) Dash 4) Shadow Or any of the new phones.

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I like this one, cause the person offers nothing in return. Just gimme your damn phone! uuhh... I think that's called a phone jack!!!

I've got a bunch of stupid movies with Adam Sandler, like "Big Daddy", you can have them for freeeeeee!!! When I watched them, I needed pain killers.

Good Luck Bartering!