Well, we're all asking ourselves:
"Why is the book "The MYSTERY METHOD: How to get a woman into bed" not included in Oprah's Book club?"
The following reasons:
- His name is "MYSTERY"
- He wears a fuzzy helmet hat
- He wears eye-liner & plastic PVC piping earrings
- Chapter 2 is entitled "The Ultimate Purpose of Life"
I didn't see a Chapter on "STD's: How to avoid them", but perhaps that's the sequel.
I am writing a book, obviously inspired by MYSTERY's book!!
In this book, my friend "EMILY" & I will be stalking the mystery man to find out all his secrets:
where does he buy his hats?
Has he been tested?
Is he a Scientologist?
Stay tuned for more details!! Shhhh... it's all a big secret mystery!!!
GOSH I LOVE LITERATURE!!!