Thursday, September 18, 2008
SARAH PALIN PAWS
It's pretty obvious that a dog is a quadruped, a sure-footed, four-footed critter with specialized paws that help them get around the block, across the field, off the sofa, into the Vice-Presidental Nominee position.
Although all dog paws are basically the same, some are shaped slightly different than others.
A. Like humans, Sarah Palin's toenails grow and are used to control her Administration. The nails should be kept in good trim to avoid scratching when her dog paws at bare human legs.
B.The dog's paws and the pasterns work together to absorb the shock of jumping, running, lying, and other wise distracting the American People from the real issues at hand.
C. Pads used to STONEWALL investigations.
D. The dog's paws provide both traction and shock absorption and come in handy for digging and bullsh*tting during interviews.
E. Dog nails have a blood supply, but the end of the nails are dead tissue and can be clipped without pain, during the election in November.
Although adult dogs may be more difficult, especially if they hate being "vetted" or questioned in any way, Voters who are willing and able can, of course, make an informed choice, to to have to Fido's nails clipped. That is, of course, if all the barking, whining, and digging through piles of crap, doesn't distract them.
- CAMEL TOE
- Palin Cheese!!!
- Eleanor Roosevelt Doll. Why does she have a plast...
- a durable rubber woman dog toy.
- Exciting Toilet Paper!!!
- Helllloooo my little spanky monkies!
- Easy on the cologne, Stetson!
- Word of the Day
- if i have a kid...
- Todd Palin, what are you doing in with my apples?...
- Oh Sarah, you're not a pit bull, Silly!
- Apple Pie
- SARAH PALIN PAWS
- Email the Governator!
- Twinkie, My Superhero, can save America!!!!
- Word of the Dazed
- Cindy McPoodle
- Just Say No to McNasty McCain!!
- Become your secret weapon to Control Costs!!
- QUOTE OF THE DAY
- Sarah Palin & her pups!
- WORDZ OF THE DAY
- SAUSAGE WHACKING!
- Sarah Palin, Hockey Mom.
- John McCain, age 72
- Cindy McCain, age 80
- Re-pube-lican National Convention
- From the makers of "Velcro Mullet"...
- G.O.P. = Grand Old Panties!
- MULLET MUSICALS
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