I LOVE MULLET HAIR!!!

Who wears the pants?

a) The person with the mullet

b) The person with the hair plugs.

WORD OF THE DAY

TURD.

Noun.

1. A piece of excrement
2. A mean, contemptible person.

As in, my neighbor likes to throw turds across the balcony

or

My neighbor has the personality of a small turd.

TURD PARTY ON THE BALCONY!

• My neighbor is a cop who lets his German Shepherd dog shite all over the balcony and there is nothing I can do about it because my neighbor is a cop.
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• My neighbor, who is a cop, built a Shite box to store the dog crap in.
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• My neighbor, who is a cop, and his wife, smoke cigarettes and set up a Bar-B-Q next to the shite box.
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• The term shite box is now being replaced by fecal matter storage unit.
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• Since I reported this January 23, 2009 and it is has been 22 weeks, 158 days I have been living with dog feces at my door in a fecal matter storage unit.

PEOPLE WHO RUIN THE MOVIE "TWILIGHT"

The people who ruin the movie are in the foreground.
The people who don't matter are in the background.