Laaaaaaaaadiesss.... where are uuuuuuuu???

Well, we're all asking ourselves:

"Why is the book "The MYSTERY METHOD: How to get a woman into bed" not included in Oprah's Book club?"


http://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Method-Beautiful-Women-Into/dp/0312360118/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1202701764&sr=8-1

The following reasons:

This is the author

• His name is "MYSTERY"
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• He wears a fuzzy helmet hat
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• He wears eye-liner & plastic PVC piping earrings
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• Chapter 2 is entitled "The Ultimate Purpose of Life"

I didn't see a Chapter on "STD's: How to avoid them", but perhaps that's the sequel.



I am writing a book, obviously inspired by MYSTERY's book!!



In this book, my friend "EMILY" & I will be stalking the mystery man to find out all his secrets:

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  where does he buy his hats?
  Has he been tested?
  Is he a Scientologist?
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  Stay tuned for more details!! Shhhh... it's all a big secret mystery!!!

GOSH I LOVE LITERATURE!!!