From the makers of "Velcro Mullet"...

"SARAH PALIN" CUP

Description on packaging:

• Camel Toe Annie says: If there is someone you want to get to know, show ‘em the Toe!!
• Easily and securely attaches to the included “Toe-Belt”

Features:

• Not tested on camels
• Molded of durable Teflon
• Camel Toe Annie approved
• Each CTC is numbered and registered at our central office, in case you leave it after a night of whorin’ or it is found in a dumpster
• Deep Groove™ channel accommodates all materials (denim, cotton, silk, burlap)
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Available in 3 gauges:
Call for sizing chart*

• Mild
• Medium
• Cougar**

Testimonials:

“The deep groove locks it in place, no more embarrassing shifting.”—Mary Clam, age 22

“I wanted to impress this guy at the bar, so I opened a beer with my cup, we’ve been going out for three days, he drives a Camaro, I’m in heaven!”—Bobbi-Marie Mudflap, age 52

“When I am not wearing it, I use as a recipe card holder, I am always finding new uses for it!”—Rhonda Sluichuck, age 45