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Saturday, February 4, 2012

This just in...

Excuse me, I just gassed


Things that annoy me:


That the gas bill is the same, even when I'm haven't used it in a month.



Something smells.





To solve this riddle:

that would require me calling the. *(see below).
It's a trick.
Nothing will get accomplished, they will fake concern, and then say a Supervisor will call you back, -which never happens.

TAKE IT IN THE jACKSEY AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS!!!



CALISTACAT-as-trophy! (wife)

COME TO CHURCH!!!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!


CRAP I SPENT MY MONEY ON!


I think my parents should have set more boundaries.

CALL ME CRAZY!


Things that annoy me:

Having to CALL: (in no particular order)

  • Insurance "Management" Companies
  • The Bank
  • Citibank
  • Dr.'s Office Receptionist
  • Dentist Office Receptionist
  • Dish Network
  • People's Gas*


*the worst




NEIGHBOR SWAP!

Dear God,

Can I please swap my TOOLBAG Neighbor for this guy with his hand up the puppets azz?

He could do a show all night!

Anything would be better than the guy I have now.

Yes we can hear you playing your techno. No you're not cool.


Can I swap my neighbor for SHAGGY? Shaggy could sing "BOMBASTIC" all night. That's fine. Shaggy is sooo much cooler than my neighbor.

HELP!