This just in...

Excuse me, I just gassed

Things that annoy me:


That the gas bill is the same, even when I'm haven't used it in a month.



Something smells.





To solve this riddle:

that would require me calling the. *(see below).
It's a trick.
Nothing will get accomplished, they will fake concern, and then say a Supervisor will call you back, -which never happens.

TAKE IT IN THE jACKSEY AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS!!!

CALISTACAT-as-trophy! (wife)

COME TO CHURCH!!!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

CRAP I SPENT MY MONEY ON!

I think my parents should have set more boundaries.

CALL ME CRAZY!

Things that annoy me:

Having to CALL: (in no particular order)

• Insurance "Management" Companies
• The Bank
• Citibank
  
• Dr.'s Office Receptionist
  
• Dentist Office Receptionist
  
• Dish Network
• People's Gas*
  

*the worst

NEIGHBOR SWAP!

Dear God,

Can I please swap my TOOLBAG Neighbor for this guy with his hand up the puppets azz?

He could do a show all night!

Anything would be better than the guy I have now.

Yes we can hear you playing your techno. No you're not cool.


Can I swap my neighbor for SHAGGY? Shaggy could sing "BOMBASTIC" all night. That's fine. Shaggy is sooo much cooler than my neighbor.

HELP!

DRIVE LIKE U MEAN IT!

Things that annoy me:


The guy who barely pulls off the Road, when the ambulance blares it's sirens, then rips out, speeding off behind the ambulance.




Yeah! Show 'Em!!
You're in charge! So's your Penis!

The Lunch Special!

Things that annoy me:

People who let their 7 year old cough all over the Lunch Buffet!
Luckily the kid is small enough,making the sneeze guard is pointless!

Enjoy the Special!
Don't forget to hack on the plates too!