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Monday, October 27, 2008

CHIPS AHOY!!! I SPOT ME A HIDDEN REPUBLICAN!


Barack Obama's running mate Joe Biden has hit back at a television news presenter who compared the Democratic nominee to Karl Marx.


Barbara West.
Ye Republican olde douche bag of the day.
barbara.west@wftv.com



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YEAH YOU GO!!!!

Dozens Of Call Center Workers Walk Off Job In Protest Rather Than Read McCain Script Attacking Obama

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Judgements with A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E!!!


Sometimes I ask myself,

WWJJD???



Yeah! Teach MoFo's some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!! LOL!















A man is accused of assaulting his ex-girlfriend. He is being sued for damages but claims that he simply "grabbed her shirt and pulled her close to me". The defendant's mother is with him in court, and Judge Judy asks her to stand up so her son can demonstrate what he did. A few attempts later ...

JJ: All I'm asking you to do is show me on your mother how you grabbed her and pulled her close to you.

Defendant: I was trying and then you said it wasn't how I did it.

JJ: You didn't pull her close to you. You put your hands on your mother's shirt and then you leaned into your mother and said something to her.

D: If you want me to grab my mother's shirt and pull her close, it's not going to happen.

JJ: Oh, why not?

D: Because it's disrespectful.

JJ: Right on! And if it's disrespectful to your mother, it's disrespectful to the mother of your children! Case closed.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

GREEDY WITTLE HAMSTA's


Insurance Giant AIG wants more bailout money!!!





Greedy Wittle Hamsta's!!



No golf outings & facial spa's on Tax Payer's dimes!!

I Know what's gonna help our Economy!!



Everyone sing:
"Smurf Berry Crunch is fun to eat,
A Smurfy fruity breakfast treat,
Made by Smurfs so happily,
It tastes like crunchy Smurf Berries,
It's berry shaped and crispy too,
In berry red and Smurfy blue."



magic magic swirl swirl, fix our Economy!!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

TAMALE REPUBLICANS


When I think of Republicans, I naturally think of Tamales.

I guess that's cause Tamales are spicy meat caked and cooked in what is effectively lard.










mini-republican tamales ready to vote

PALIN HOME TOWN

WOMEN MYTH #22


"Sometimes I feel so fat, I have to wear my fat clothes".

WALL STREET
babies!