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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I LOVE MULLET HAIR!!!


Who wears the pants?

a) The person with the mullet

b) The person with the hair plugs.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

WORD OF THE DAY

TURD.

Noun.

1. A piece of excrement
2. A mean, contemptible person.

As in, my neighbor likes to throw turds across the balcony

or

My neighbor has the personality of a small turd.


TURD PARTY ON THE BALCONY!

  • My neighbor is a cop who lets his German Shepherd dog shite all over the balcony and there is nothing I can do about it because my neighbor is a cop.

  • My neighbor, who is a cop, built a Shite box to store the dog crap in.

  • My neighbor, who is a cop, and his wife, smoke cigarettes and set up a Bar-B-Q next to the shite box.

  • The term shite box is now being replaced by fecal matter storage unit.

  • Since I reported this January 23, 2009 and it is has been 22 weeks, 158 days I have been living with dog feces at my door in a fecal matter storage unit.

PEOPLE WHO RUIN THE MOVIE "TWILIGHT"


The people who ruin the movie are in the foreground.
The people who don't matter are in the background.

Monday, February 23, 2009

ACADEMY AWARDS


Why was NEIL DIAMOND not at the Academy Awards last night?

This man is a Legend.