Sometimes I ask myself,
WWJJD???
Yeah! Teach MoFo's some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!! LOL!
A man is accused of assaulting his ex-girlfriend. He is being sued for damages but claims that he simply "grabbed her shirt and pulled her close to me". The defendant's mother is with him in court, and Judge Judy asks her to stand up so her son can demonstrate what he did. A few attempts later ...
JJ: All I'm asking you to do is show me on your mother how you grabbed her and pulled her close to you.
Defendant: I was trying and then you said it wasn't how I did it.
JJ: You didn't pull her close to you. You put your hands on your mother's shirt and then you leaned into your mother and said something to her.
D: If you want me to grab my mother's shirt and pull her close, it's not going to happen.
JJ: Oh, why not?
D: Because it's disrespectful.
JJ: Right on! And if it's disrespectful to your mother, it's disrespectful to the mother of your children! Case closed.
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