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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

From the makers of "Velcro Mullet"...


Description on packaging:
  • Camel Toe Annie says: If there is someone you want to get to know, show ‘em the Toe!!
  • Easily and securely attaches to the included “Toe-Belt”


  • Not tested on camels
  • Molded of durable Teflon
  • Camel Toe Annie approved
  • Each CTC is numbered and registered at our central office, in case you leave it after a night of whorin’ or it is found in a dumpster
  • Deep Groove™ channel accommodates all materials (denim, cotton, silk, burlap)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Available in 3 gauges:
Call for sizing chart*
  • Mild
  • Medium
  • Cougar**


The deep groove locks it in place, no more embarrassing shifting.”—Mary Clam, age 22

I wanted to impress this guy at the bar, so I opened a beer with my cup, we’ve been going out for three days, he drives a Camaro, I’m in heaven!”—Bobbi-Marie Mudflap, age 52

When I am not wearing it, I use as a recipe card holder, I am always finding new uses for it!”—Rhonda Sluichuck, age 45

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