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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Oh Sarah, you're not a pit bull, Silly!

Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is not the smartest dog alive.
She seems to think that two and two is five.
She's sure Japan's the capital of France.
She says that submarines know how to dance.

V.P. Candidate Sarah declares that tigers grow on trees.
she argues only antelopes eat cheese.
she tells me that he's twenty nine feet tall,
then adds that ants are good at basketball.

She claims to own a mansion on the moon;
a palace that he bought from a baboon.
she swears the sun is made of candy bars,
and says he's seen bananas play guitars.

It seems to me Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is pretty dense.
She talks a lot, but doesn't make much sense.
Although I love dogs with all my heart,
I have to say, this one isn't very smart.

-- original by Kenn Nesbitt

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